Membership drive

Greetings, dear reader. Like NPR, I'm on a membership drive. If you like these comics, please tell a friend. The only reward I get out of posting them (besides the vanity boost) is seeing that others are reading them. For just one email, link, tweet, or whatever it is you do a day, you can help feed a starving ego. That's even less than a cup of coffee. (Take that, Sally Struthers!) In fact, you could even drink your coffee while you do it. (If you drink coffee ...)

For those of you whose heart is moved to action by this message, feel free to use the carefully worded press release below:

---- [ Begin Press Release ] ----

Family and friends (you're either one or the other, you can't be both),

I've encountered an obscure blog on the Interweb with poorly drawn comics and bad humor. With your poor taste, I thought you'd be interested. Check it out: http://sticky-comic.blogspot.com.

Oh, yeah, and enjoy the weekend!

[ Your Name Here ]

---- [ End Press Release ] ----

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.