This is an older one, from 2003, that I drew on the back of some commuter train ticket stubs. The ink has started to fade, so I've reproduced the text below.
Panel 1: A guy stopped me the other and asked me if I had the time.
Panel 2: I said, I'm a stick figure--does it look like I'm wearing a watch?!
Panel 3: And then I flipped him off--like this.
Panel 4: That's right--I don't have any fingers, either.
